i promised i’d post more of harriet’s pretty face. :D

So my life pretty much sucks like those prostitutes sucking hard on dicks, and yeah, obviously i am pretty pissed… just like dicks. I still have four more pages of my paper work and i really hate procrastinating because it’s not far from the meaning of dying of boredom. I would actually love some vanilla shake right now, and aside from sitting here and posting on tumblr, i would like to have a 24 hour sleep in exchange for the drunken nights i’ve had. so yeah, leave me dead right now and leave me to listen to sasquatch. :D sasquatch my ass because here in uk they don’t have badass concerts like those. actually right now they’re playing modest mouse which is kind of similar to arcade fire.. or is it just me. and yeah, they’re playing gravity rides everything and it’s pretty GOOOOOOOOOD
It’s been a long time since i checked out my tumblr thingy. anyway, right now i’m done with my college work, but still have load of work to do and unimportant things to accomplish. so while i procrastinate, i’ve decided not do. i decided to just check out my tumblr and do fun shit. like listen to npr stream live the voice of ben gibbard. oh i wish i was there live in sasquash. anyway, how was life. well, for 3 straight weeks i think-i think i’ve been going out everyday. like yesterday i went to see my friends and this recital of my friend whose family is obsessed with laugher and money. all they talk about is finance and food, which is another way of saying that they’re extremely rich. anyway, while i was eating my expensive order of a meal with tofu, i’m not on a diet by the wyay shit. i’m so bored i don’t feel like writing.
2011 late “new year celebration” on the spot entitled by my gay friend bloke manchester student man of the mills Carter, which man, forgot to buy more booze and … well, not really new year. just the, on the moment fireworks were being lit up in the sky, we were like, “is this fucking new year, man?” nahhh. so yeah, it was fun being with my old lads, and with people who i just met and became ultimate friends. i’m telling yah, there’s nothing worth posting in tumblr since no one will actually read them.. BESIDES MY FRIENDS who i doubt does not even open their tumblr account, does not even care about shit that i’m writing here. well, obviously so do you. so this 2011 year thing faked up by a dozen drunk college studs, is actually.. ah.. 4 in the morning? and ended around„ 7? because we all have school. SO Yah. I’M LISTENING TO BATHS. like, super intended to get addicted by the tune.
amma post more harriet. haha.
harriet, harriet, harriet harriet harriet. you are.. my SPY
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thanks you rebecca for the weird compilation of photos. for all i can remember, this was steven’s party. for a moment there i was wondering if my tumblr is turning out to be a place of randomness for shit that i’d like to share with other shitloads like me. so yeah, these photos aren’t all that important. i mean, look at how beautiful harriet is!! she’s phenomenaal
I know i can never get hattie back in my heart. that’s way i just stalk her and make fun of her whenever she’s around. haha. now that’s friendship.
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So this is harriet. my ex. haha. no, seriously she is. because now i’ve got hannah salmon.
she’s studying fine arts in truro college and she’s having a wonderful time. of course you can’t avoid the drinking and the parties, but we’ve promised ourselves to never do shit while conscious because the things you do when you’re conscious are things that you will definitely regret. so yeah. i’ll show you some of her works.
Hannah: Who’s that hotty?”
Me: ME!
I’m so hot like the sun. oh yeah. so this is how it feels when you’ve already emptied a whole box of yorkshire tea. oh my love, so sorry i finished you too quickly. you tea, was just so darn goood.
photo courtesy of hannah salmon. ! ! ! ! ! ! <3 this is how you do the ice cream emoticon thing right? yeah, you’re so smart you’re so stupid. good job pal.
so yeah, so bored. i’ve been listening to totally enormous, wombats, and ratatat for the last few days and at the moment i feel like listening to You’re Not a Robot again. oh yeah, and a lot of bands are coming here.
i don’t have a joke to share to you guys because i’m tired and college is so shit. it’s a good thing that my parents don’t give a shit if i fail or not. AS LONG AS I AM LIVING. now i’m a lucky bum for having parents as weird as that
Sam’s birthday. Walkie talkies and shit at night. Thank you Sam for the wonderful evening, and I appreciate all the drunkness that you’ve puked on me. I’m don’t feel like posting shit on tumblr, but now that i’ve finally found another reason to put online all the shit that’s happening in my life, i shall share shit to y’all bitches. i love my hannah and sorry if she was carried away by how weird my friends were that night. and no more swimming at night. please, oh lord. sick bitch’s got to rest for now. NO MRE DRINKGIN!






